So I paid my husband a surprise visit and found his phone on the table...
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So I paid my husband a surprise visit and found his phone on the table...
I know he must have forgotten it at home
So I didn't touch it initially because I had promised myself never to look at a man's phone talkless of touching it
But when I started cleaning dust from the table, my hand mistakenly touched the screen of the phone and I saw that it was unlocked 🙄
So my mind told me to just use the phone and check time small😛
From checking time, I found myself in the call logs
And all I could see were dialed, received, and missed calls from the Mechanic, Operator, Oga refiller, Baba vulcanizer, and some familiar friends
"This my husband na saint o,
Even though we dey far away from each other, he still gets only men numbers for phone"
I muttered to myself 👆
As I went straight to check WhatsApp next
Then the phone started ringing nonstop
And it was the Caterpillar Operator calling 🤔
The number called up to 3 times I didn't pick
But I decided to pick the fourth time just to inform the caller that the owner of the phone wasn't around
So that he could stop calling
And I was almost very sure that the caller would be a man Because only men operate those heavy-duty machines around here
But to my greatest surprise
when I picked up the call, a female voice said
"Hello dear how are you feeling now"🙄
My heart skipped immediately,
My eyes started turning me like someone who needed to drink chilled malt mixed with tin milk
and every part of my body began to tremble especially as she kept saying
"hello, hello, are you there, talk to me na....."
So before I pressed the end call bottom,
I just said 👇
" did you even know that your boyfriend saved your number as a Caterpillar Operator?
Please be operating his caterpillar gently o,
Let it not come and knock the engine for all other drivers"
As soon as I said that 👆, she hung up 😁
Wetin send me to go touch man phone again?😭
I don't cry till my face does swell finish.....
You no go even fit see my eyes now🙆😭
I still dey here dey cry
And I will continue to sit here and wait for him to return
So that I can ask him👇
"Who is the caterpillar operator on your phone?"
What do you think would be his reply?
I already know he will form angry fess
Then maybe tell me that the Caterpillar Operator is a man in his workplace who is just like a father to him but naturally has a female voice
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